Buy Unique Gifts

We have scoured the world for our ranges of Uniquely branded and Uniquely Labelled gifts for that Grumpy Old Man in your life - gifts that are not available from B&Q, M&S, QS, or BHS or anywhere else with initials.

All of our gifts are one-offs... no ifs or buts. They are not for toffs or snobs, just for Grumpy Old Sods.

Why not get them a special gift of something original, something that won't get them over excited or over pleased, or over happy, just over Grumpy ... as usual.

Ratarsed:

Our range of Wine and Spirits with Uniquely Branded non PC labels such as Upshit Creek chardonnay; ideal for a special occasion when the atmosphere is a little frosty or simply when the paddles have gone astray Bollocks Burgundy full of lively conversation about political theories and quantum physics where obviously you drink Bollocks and talk Bollocks, McWankers Scotch Whisky, bottled in the highlands by dour and disagreeable scotsmen, Piss Pour Port a ruddy fine ruby Port with an annoying character to get right up your nose. Rough Stuff  our vin sauvage devoid of complexity or subtlety, ideal for sharing with spongers or complete strangers. 

Gone To Seed:

Our range of Preserves; Made just like your mother-in-law would, or at least she would, if she actually liked you!

Fat B’stard:

Our range of Cakes and Biscuits; Made by our very own Mrs Miggins in a hot steamy labour intensive kitchen.

Chew on That:

Our range of Sweets; Guaranteed to create layers of plaque and pull your fillings out.

Tempers Fugit:

Our range of Cards and Stationery with a satirical edge.

Bugger Off:

Our range of Bath Oils and Toiletries: For those quiet peaceful, moments which are inevitably interrupted by all hell breaking loose.

Booke Shoppe:

Our range of Books: These will bring a begrudging smile to the face of your much beloved grumpy

Saggy and Baggy:

Our range of Menswear; comfortable and stylish, made to hide and disguise the ‘bits’ that are migrating south.