Keep your grumpy quiet on Christmas day with this luxury hamper this will keep him occupied for hours as he rootles around finding such delights as "Ye Old Fat B'stard" Christmas cake a large Christmas Pudding gone to seed spices for mulled wine and champagne cocktail as well as strawberry jam with champagne and champagne mustard all this can be done whilst quaffing our excellent champagne and nibbling Belgian chocolates which are also included.