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Bloody Red

CODE: ra005

Price : £9.99

A superb Cabernet Sauvignon produced from fine red grapes trodden by the worn and garlic infused feet of tired Chilean peasants.
 
Bollocks Burgundy

CODE: ra009

Price : £10.99

Drink Bollocks...talk bollocks.
 
Bolokov Vodka

CODE: ra008

Price : £15.99

A quality triple distilled vodka which will reach the Urals that other Vodkas wont. Drink straight or with ice for that sharp kick in the Gulags.
 
Champagne

CODE: ra001

Price : £18.99

A quality French champagne with an elegant bouquet extraordinarily rich and harmonious with a pomposity guaranteed to irritate beyond belief.
 
French B'Stard Brandy

CODE: ra105

Price : £15.99

Not good enough for Napoleon but certainly good enough for you.This fine French brandy has been refined and blended by surly arrogant Frenchmen sporting just a whiff of " Je ne sais quoi" or is...[more]
 
Mother's Ruin Gin

CODE: ra002

Price : £15.99

Mother's ruin. Specially bottled for grumpy old men everywhere; far too good for your mother.
 
Old McWankers Scotch whisky

CODE: ra003

Price : £16.99

Blended and bottled in the Scottish highlands by dour and disagreeable Scotsmen.
 
Old Ranters Rum

CODE: Ra101

Price : £15.99

This light rum with more "Yo Ho Ho" than Captain Bluebeard or his crew has been produced from locally grown sugar cane on the sun drenched islands of The Caribbean imported for your delectation...[more]
 
Piss Pour Port

CODE: ra004

Price : £13.99

Ruddy fine port don't even think of passing it. Excellent with stinky Stilton.
 
Rancorous Rose

CODE: Ra102

Price : £9.99

An unsuitably smooth mellow blend of Cinsault, Grenache and Syrah grapes . Redolent of long summer evenings spent on your own or reluctantly with others who weren't there for the atmosphere or the bonhomie. Produced by the House of Pons Chateu Pons.
 

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